dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and she was petting her beer can
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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