I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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