So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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