Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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