I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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