did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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