come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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