Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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