she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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