i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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