there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
