Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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