I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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