One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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