If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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