He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Who died my cat blue again?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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