Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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