found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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