; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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