Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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