I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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