idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It was confusing and full of hummus
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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