Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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