it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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