normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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