yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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