So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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