the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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