I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
then he tried to convert me to islam
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
