Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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