how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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