Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize