i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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