belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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