...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
