Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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