was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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