Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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