I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
How's work?
Spinning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Randomize
