i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
