I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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