We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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