Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Michael Bay diarrhea
what day is it and did you see me today?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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