She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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