It's Friday. Sex?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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