idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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