i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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