don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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