none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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