just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The power of my boobs compel you
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
