yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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