What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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