if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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