He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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