You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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